Dear mystery person who left a Cadbury Caramel Egg on my chair at work: After feeling a bit like this lately, your gift was the perfect escape (hello emotional eater). If this was a trap and the egg was in fact poisoned, your timing is impeccable (I kid, I kid).
Dear spring: Welcome back! You’re looking mighty hot so early in the year, but I’m digging it. Keep your friend winter away for good now, won’t you?
Dear sparkling water: Thank you for being there for me when I start craving soda. I promise I'm sticking with you!
Dear June 23: Hurry up. Please and thank you.
Dear iCloud: Thanks for making me sign up for you yesterday. You saved my butt this morning.
Dear iPhone: Don’t ever pull that shit again. You can thank iCloud too for saving your ass. (p.s. I love you)
Dear life: Treat others how you want to be treated, mmm-kay? Counting on you for positive things in our future, please.
Dear Daylight Saving Time: You didn’t affect me at all this time around, except to bring a little extra sunshine to my days. We can still be friends.
Dear girl in front of me at kickboxing class: Don’t take this the wrong way, but your booty shorts inspired me to push a little harder today. Thank you!
Dear anyone brave enough to read this: Thanks for putting up with my randomness today. It’s all I got!