Dear Sean, I’m loving married life with you! How should we celebrate our 3-week anniversary? Ok, just kidding, I won’t be one of those girls. But I am pretty excited for a few days off together—to be lazy and pick out our bikes!
Dear baby fever, I’ve only been married THREE weeks. Please chill out just a little, mmkay? Give a girl some time to enjoy being newlyweds!
|My friend's adorable baby (born 2 weeks ago)!|
Dear shopping mall, I’m itching for some new clothes—big time. But I have no business going on a shopping spree right now, so you and I might need to go on a break for a little while. Don't take it personally.
Dear nice man who helped me at the bank today, did you know I was trying to Facebook-stalk you from across the desk? Sorry, I couldn’t help it. You looked so familiar and I just had to know if I knew you somehow. Unfortunately, Facebook failed me this time. (And don’t worry, I only did this while he was on the phone getting some answers. I wasn’t rude enough to do it while he was talking to me, since Facebook stalking him in the first place was rude enough.)